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Please take the time to read through my good friend Mick Hart’s ARTICLES won of the few, I feel has the same knowledge as I, and is willing to spend a great deal of free time to offer his insight, And Mick Hart is a true legend in the sport, next to me of course! Thank you Mick and please fellows this man is telling you like it is! THAT IS WHY IT IS THE NO BULL!
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Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Hi Mark,
** IMPORTANT LIMITED SPECIAL OFFER **
Get 20 Hard Copy Back Issues of the No Bull Collection At
Less Than Half Price - Act Now To Assure You Get Your's
This is an important message and you'll need to act quickly
if you want to take advantage of it.
I have put together the No Bull back issues that I have here
in the office at Mick Hart Training Systems and made packs
of 20 back issues.
I'm talking about the real hard copies here, not the online
versions of course.
The actual value per pack is approximately $4 times 20
issues = $80 per pack of 20 back issues...
But until stocks last you can get your hands on a full pack
of 20 back issues for only $37
That's less than half price.
(Remember that you will have to pay the postage as well.)
If you're interested then send an email to our customer
service at this email address:
mailto:custserv@mickhart.com?subject=back-issues-offer
... make sure that you put your full mailing address in the
email so that we can let you know the full price including
shipping before you order.
Once these back issues have gone I will not be getting any
more of them printed, so this is definitely your last chance
to get hold of them.
Remember this is the very same mag that many subscribers
have to hide when family come round to visit. And you can
get your grubby hands on 20 of them for less than half
price.
Who knows one day they may become collectors items and be
worth millions.
Yeah I know... "Fuck off Mick!!"
Still, 20 full mags is a shit load of top reading for a
measly $37, you got to admit that :-)
It's the 'Net here and everyone speaks in dollars, so that's
$37 US dollars. Want to know how much that is in your own
currency... then use this handy little tool
http://www.xe.net/ucc/
... then send your email to:
mailto:custserv@mickhart.com?subject=back-issues-offer
Don't hang about here if you're interested, we get lots of
emails from people who want these and it's on a strict
"first come first served" basis.
Besides that the offer is obviously only available until
stocks last, as they say.
So, once again... don't hang about if you want your copies.
Train Hard,
- Mick Hart.
Founder of Mick Hart Training Systems and
the No Bull Collection Magazine.
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UPDATE From Mick Hart.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Hi Mark,
I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
HART 2 HEART U GOT A QUESTION? * U GOT A PROBLEM?
* LET'S HAVE IT THEN!
You can read it here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=127
Train hard and be strong,
Mick Hart.
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UPDATE From Mick Hart.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Hi Mark,
I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
"http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=128"
You can read it here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
Hello to all at CLR,
"HART 2 HART": QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FROM THE NO BULL
Over the last few years, whilst almost all other
independent mags have died on their feet the No Bull has
managed to flourish to such an extent that it is now the
fastest growing "cult" bodybuilding and steroid magazine
in the world today, and now you will discover just why!
And if you have never seen or heard about the No Bull
until now, rest assured that you are in for a treat :-)
Here's a few comments that are the typical reactions
and feedback from No Bull readers...
- "My Wife Makes Me Hide it When People Come to the House"
- "Politically Very Incorrect"
- "Hard Hitting"
- "Outrageously Honest and Truthful"
- "Foul Mouthed and Abusive"
- "Not for the Faint Hearted"
- "At last... Someone Who Tells It As It Is!"
- "But Mick, It's Got Spelling Mistakes!!"
- "This Magazine is Offensive and Primitive, I Love It"
HART 2 HART
Here's your first taste of the "No Bull2... My "Hart 2 Hart"
- questions and answers like no others:-
http://www.nobullcollection.com/samples/hart2hart_21.htm
A BIT MORE NO BULL...
Got this question recently from someone looking to subscribe
to the No Bull.
"Do you cover shows in the No Bull?"
So here's the answer...
Yep we cover shows to, top ones at that. The Olympia,
Ironman and the USA NPC's are just a few but we will also
cover the local venues too, that is if we have any money
left after the nights out after! (So true).
Unfortunately we couldn't, or rather wasn't allowed to cover
the famous Arnold Classic last year. Apparently, they
thought that we were maybe a little to hardcore or rude, or
perhaps it was that Arnold simply does not like us.
So I have prepared a small press release for their Press
Pass Allocation Department. It reads as follows;
Attn: Organizers of "Arnold Classic"
Dear Press Pass Allocation Department,
Shove the PASS up your ASS!!
Signed,
Mick Hart
Reply Department of the NO BULL magazine
Simple but rather quaint and cute I thought!
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UPDATE From Mick Hart. Friday, August 03, 2007
Hi Mark, I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
"Too Young to use Creatine (Part 1) "
You can read it here: http://www.mickhartblog.com/
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UPDATE From Mick Hart. Friday, August 10, 2007
Hi Mark, I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
"Too Young to use Creatine (Part 2)"
You can read it here: http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=115
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UPDATE From Mick Hart. Monday, August 13, 2007
Hi Mark, I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
"HART 2 HEART…U GOT A QUESTION? * U GOT A PROBLEM? * LET'S HAVE IT THEN!"
You can read it here: http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=118
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 Hi Mark,
THE NO BULL PRIVATE MEMBER'S BOARD Many people ask me for more information about the No Bull Private Member's Board.
So today I thought I'd let you know a little more... I would consider the No Bull board to be unique in one aspect -- There is absolutely no other board on the 'net (to the very best of my knowledge) that is 100% run by someone who has coached 80 first placed athletes in the last 4 years alone. Now think about that. The board gives you "one on one" 24 hour a day access to steroid knowledge that would otherwise either be totally unavailable or simply too expensive for most people. You can read more details on this web page: http://mickhart.com/board.htm Right now I am running a special offer on the first month of board membership, so it's a good time to go and take a look right now. You can check out the board 100% risk free, so why not go and take a look, maybe this is the board you have been looking for. http://mickhart.com/board.htm SAMPLE FEEDBACK "As a new member, I have already seen that I will be making this place my home for everything related to bodybuilding and training. All questions are answered quickly and you can be assured that the answer you get is backed by years of professional experience. The knowledge in Mick's books ALONE is invaluable, much less getting advice on your training and supplementation directly! The other side is that the guys here are FRIENDLY, have a great sense of humor, and only want to help you succeed. They share my addiction to iron! Other boards are full of people who are just there to chat or look at pictures or talk about Oprah's next diet....NOT No Bull!!! I'm confident that Mick will keep it that way!" Texas Power Board Member (See full post on the board) Here's the web page again: http://mickhart.com/board.htm Remember you can check it out 100% RISK FREE
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Thursday, August 16, 2007 Hi Mark,
I just posted a new article to my blog entitled: "Too Young to use (Part 3)"
You all can read it here: http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=116
Train hard and be strong, Mick Hart.
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Hi Mark, I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
"You Gotta Laff" You can read it here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=117
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Hi to al CLR readers,
Do you really understand your fats?
Today's No Bull sample is an article written by Dr. Udo
Erasmus. I'm certain you'll find it very educative... and
check out the nice pics we chose to accompany the article.
FATS CAN HARM AND HEAL...
Here's an extract from this very informative article
on fats...
"...Most traditional diets that kept people free of
degenerative conditions contain about 15 to 20% of their
calories as fats. The Inuit (Eskimo) diet contained 60% of
it's total calories as fats, much of it from raw whale
blubber. The Inuit were free of blood clot induced heart
attacks and strokes. They were free of cancer and free of
diabetes.
Whale blubber fatty acids are rich in essential fatty acid
derivatives from Omega 3 and Omega 6, and are completely
unprocessed..."
Read the rest of the article here...
http://www.nobullcollection.com/samples/fats_21.htm
WOT NO BABES??
In reply to an email I received recently from Thomas...
Yes we do have pictures of "fitness babes" and not just the
bit of porno we use... to go and take a look at "No Bull
Babe" Dina use this link:
http://www.nobullcollection.com/samples/dina_23.htm
LAUGH AND LEARN...
"Dear No Bull,
After spending many years of reading the mainstream
bodybuilding mags, it was a nice surprise to discover The No
Bull Collection. Finally, a bodybuilding magazine that tells
it like it is and isn't afraid to have a bit of fun while
doing it!
There hasn't been an issue I've read that hasn't made me
laugh, and at the same time, I've learned a great deal about
supplementation, training, nutrition and steroids.
To Mick and all the contributors, keep up the great work.
This magazine will only get better as time goes by."
Sincerely
Tim Saunders
Canberra, ACT, Australia
tps@actweb.net
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UPDATE From Mick Hart.
Monday, July 23, 2007
For the CLR readers
I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
Weight Training for Teenagers
You can read it here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=111
Train hard and be strong,
Mick Hart
Here is a good one from Mick and his mates
"MICK, YOU ARE SO IMMATURE"
The other day I got an email from an unhappy customer who
had subscribed to the free No Bull ezine... the one you're
reading now.
Bascially this chap said...
"Mick you are so immature, you use way to many unneccesary
swear words, and a lot of your articles are simply not serious,
just grow up!!"
So I got together my customer service people and we made
this carefully thought out reply.
..........
"Dear Mr. XXXXX,
In reply to your email in which you accuse Mr. Mick Hart of
being immature and lacking seriousness we have posted our
reply to you here http://www.nobullcollection.com/youare.htm
Best Regards,
Mick Hart Customer Service Department."
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Hello to all the mates at CLR,
I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
"With Dedication and the Correct Guidance…"
You can read it here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=107
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Hi to all the mates that follow our site
I hope you are enjoying the sample articles I send you from
back issue of the No Bull Collection.
As a No Bull subscriber you'll get immediate access to six
issues full of more of the same suff, in addition to your
years subscription.
If you are serious about getting real, hardcore, uncensored
bodybuilding and steroid info, then there really is no other
option.
The No Bull is fully independent. In fact many times
"business men" have made me serious offers to buy the mag.
But they always have one condition - they want to change the
content...
Because they know that it offends too many people, so
they'll never be able to sell it to the masses and sell them
some more useless and overpriced supplements.
Well -- FUCK THAT -- The No Bull will stay exactly as it is.
MAXIMUM RECOVERY
Todays sample is an article entitled Maximum Recovery,
here's a quick extract...
"...Don't kid yourself, we don't. OK, on the gear or not you
have got to realize that this game is not easy. If you think
it is, get out of it. We take enough shit as it is and we do
not need anymore. You got into the game to be either big,
strong, conditioned, athletic looking, whatever the reason,
but without that drive and determination in your heart -
forget it.."
Read the full article here:-
http://www.nobullcollection.com/samples/max-recovery_20.htm
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UPDATE From Mick Hart.
Monday, July 09, 2007
Hi Mark,
I just posted a new article to my blog entitled:
"Bodybuilding Nutrition - Getting Back To Basics
(by "Chef X")"
You can read it here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=106
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UPDATE From Mick Hart.
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Hi Mark,
I just posted 2 new updates to my blog entitled:
"Do You Lose Testosterone Through Ejaculating" and
"Your workout program has really worked for me!"
You can see them here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/
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Just in from Mick:
Tuesday, July 03, 2007 Hi Mark, and to all the mates on CLR, do not pass this up
** IMPORTANT LIMITED SPECIAL OFFER **
Get 20 Hard Copy Back Issues of the No Bull Collection At Less Than Half Price - Act Now To Assure You Get Your's This is an important message and you'll need to act quickly if you want to take advantage of it.
I have put together the No Bull back issues that I have here in the office at Mick Hart Training Systems and made packs of 20 back issues. I'm talking about the real hard copies here, not the online versions of course. The actual value per pack is approximately $4 times 20 issues = $80 per pack of 20 back issues... But until stocks last you can get your hands on a full pack of 20 back issues for only $37 That's less than half price. (Remember that you will have to pay the postage as well.) If you're interested then send an email to our customer service at this email address: mailto:custserv@mickhart.com?subject=back-issues-offer ... make sure that you put your full mailing address in the email so that we can let you know the full price including shipping before you order. Once these back issues have gone I will not be getting any more of them printed, so this is definitely your last chance to get hold of them. Remember this is the very same mag that many subscribers have to hide when family come round to visit. And you can get your grubby hands on 20 of them for less than half price.
Who knows one day they may become collectors items and be worth millions. Yeah I know... "Fuck off Mick!!" LOL
Still, 20 full mags is a shit load of top reading for a measly $37, you got to admit that :-) It's the 'Net here and everyone speaks in dollars, so that's $37 US dollars.
Want to know how much that is in your own currency... then use this handy little tool http://www.xe.net/ucc/
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06/12/2007
- "Mick Hart in the Men's Health"
Many people had asked me about the article in Men's Health
where I got a mention. Here's the link to the complete
article: http://www.menshealth.com/health2/buyinbulk.shtml
UPDATE From Mick Hart.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Hi Mark, and to all the mates that are on the site
Hope you're well!
I've just updated my blog with 3 posts entitled:
* "Prove It Mick"
* Novaldex or Not?
* Steroid Dosages Question
You can see them here:
http://www.mickhartblog.com/
It sure is Nice to see the real deal still out there!!!
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"...The No Bull Collection is the only true bodybuilding mag that tells it as it is. No articles to please the majority, no politics, no propaganda. Just plain and simple as it is... to give the bodybuilder the true picture...." |
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Dear Mick |
A No Bullshit Attitude
It's written as we speak, "fucks" and everything, because that's how the guy in the gym speaks. Like my good friend Bob Kennedy, founder of Muscle Mag International, said, the No Bull is - "outlandish, coarse, honest and downright vulgar. Congratulations." It's also honest, open, accurate and jam packed with info you can use...
Training, nutrition and steroid information that helps you grow, written in a style that entertains you and makes you laugh... openly educating you about the real life facts of bodybuilding and steroids. It's direct and straight from the hip - there really is no better way of telling it. I am sure you agree. It's also pretty full of expletives, so if you don't like to see or read words like fuck, cunt, bollocks, twat, wanker... then you might as well click your "BACK" button right now.
So, you still with me? Hehehe... I thought so :-)
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Mick Harts Tears on a Keyboard. A must read, as many of us have gone through this at one time or another in our lives
http://www.bodybuildingandsteroids.com/tears_on_a_keyboard_PDF.pdfGlad to see Mick is doing well!! And a life time friend of all of us here at CLR
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Please take a moment and listen to Mick’s audios, his guides are the best we have ever seen and are a must for our readers, as he talks allot about what CLR is trying to do for all the young mates out there. Mick has been Kind enough to let all the follows here have lots of free Information, you must Keep in mind this is how Mick makes his living, and he is willing to give loads of educational material at his own cost.
If you go to this link for the New Layman's Guides to Steroids III... http://www.bodybuildingandanabolicsteroids.com ... You can sign up in the little box a few paragraphs down the page and receive a whole bunch of articles and audios from myself where I talk about bodybuilding and steroids. The content you'll receive in 7 short emails is MUCH better than some people sell online - and you can have it all free.
http://www.mickhartblog.com/?p=86
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For all support issues please use this link: http://www.mickhart.com/support/ And to contact Mick personally use this link: http://www.mickhart.com/contactnew.shtml
http://www.mickhart.com/steroidbooksUnder Construction
We are pleased to announce my personal Friend Mick Hart (the No Bull collection) one of the foremost authorities in this industry, who has had several of his close friends die from this Bath tub crap that flood our markets, Mick will be writing his views, and will have us on his forums. we welcome Mick and when Mick speaks people listen. Rated ***** the Best in Education in todays industry A NO BULLSHIT KIND OF GUY
Micks views coming soon!!!
This is the link we will have set up for Dave Palumbo and His team, and Mick Hart and the No Bull team will be adding there feed back on the insanity that floods today’s industry
Its on LIVE every MONDAY NIGHT at 7pm EST or you can listen to the REPLAY any time you like.........here's the link http://www.musculardevelopment.com/content/blogsection/21/137/
Mick just never stops, a true gift to the athletic world!!!
"HART 2 HART": QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FROM THE NO BULL
Over the last few years, whilst almost all other
independent mags have died on their feet the No Bull has
managed to flourish to such an extent that it is now the
fastest growing "cult" bodybuilding and steroid magazine
in the world today, and now you will discover just why!
And if you have never seen or heard about the No Bull
until now, rest assured that you are in for a treat :-)
Here's a few comments that are the typical reactions
and feedback from No Bull readers...
- "My Wife Makes Me Hide it When People Come to the House"
- "Politically Very Incorrect"
- "Hard Hitting"
- "Outrageously Honest and Truthful"
- "Foul Mouthed and Abusive"
- "Not for the Faint Hearted"
- "At last... Someone Who Tells It As It Is!"
- "But Mick, It's Got Spelling Mistakes!!"
- "This Magazine is Offensive and Primitive, I Love It"
HART 2 HART
Here's your first taste of the "No Bull2... My "Hart 2 Hart"
- questions and answers like no others:-
http://www.nobullcollection.com/samples/hart2hart_21.htm
A BIT MORE NO BULL...
Got this question recently from someone looking to subscribe
to the No Bull.
"Do you cover shows in the No Bull?"
So here's the answer...
Yep we cover shows to, top ones at that. The Olympia,
Ironman and the USA NPC's are just a few but we will also
cover the local venues too, that is if we have any money
left after the nights out after! (So true).
Unfortunately we couldn't, or rather wasn't allowed to cover
the famous Arnold Classic last year. Apparently, they
thought that we were maybe a little to hardcore or rude, or
perhaps it was that Arnold simply does not like us.
So I have prepared a small press release for their Press
Pass Allocation Department. It reads as follows;
Attn: Organizers of "Arnold Classic"
Dear Press Pass Allocation Department,
Shove the PASS up your ASS!!
Signed,
Mick Hart
Reply Department of the NO BULL magazine
Simple but rather quaint and cute I thought!
* No Bull Photographs
A few people have complained in the past about some of the
pictures featured in the NO BULL magazines - namely the
ladies or rather what the ladies are NOT wearing to be quite
specific.
I have thought about this in great detail and decided to
come clean.
The scantily clad ladies sometimes featured were originally
put there for the blind bodybuilding braille readers but we
were getting nasty letters because the nipples on the girls
were apparantly giving the wrong word readings back to them!
And if you believe that shit you will believe anything!!
Seriously folks, who for God's sake wants to complain about
a few different pictures? C'mon, be honest with yourself
guys - do you reallywant to be biting a pillow and lifting
your shirt? Do you?
* Site Injecting
I get lots of questions about this and will therefore put an
article in the No Bull about it soon; only a small one
because it is such a load of bollocks if you are doing it in
the first place.
Let me explain a little for those that disagree with me.
With site injecting you inject into your arms to try and
make them bigger - yes? And then you inject into your legs
to make them bigger also - yes?
Then why the fuck have I not got an arse cheek that sticks
out a metre from my lower back?
Think about that one and tell me after all these years of
training and taking gear WHY my butt is not bigger than the
rest of my body!
Think about it now and tell me if site injecting works AND
is it worth the pain of sticking a size 23g into an area
PACKED with veins.
If you do that YOU are an arse HOLE to start with. BUT, as
ever, if you disagree - send in your letters and I will give
an honest reply - honest!
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Currently ALL new No Bull Subscribers receive over $200
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.. and don't forget that your subscription is guaranteed
by the 180 day 100% money back "No Bull guarantee".
FROM THE FOUNDER OF MUSCLEMAG INTL.
"Dear Mick
You're back from hell - me too! The NO BULL continues to
get more and more outlandish, coarse, honest and downright
vulgar. Congratulations."
Regards,
Bob Kennedy
Founder MuscleMag Int'l.
Canada
Train Hard,
- Mick Hart.
Founder of Mick Hart Training Systems and
the No Bull Collection Magazine.
* The Layman's Guides to Steroids
http://mickhart.com/guides
The very best starting point in your steroid education.
These books are real world best sellers and now available at
a huge discount as online versions.
* The Chris Report
http://mickhart.com/chris
The exact training plan I used for my son to take him from
zero to British Championship qualifier in less than 1 year.
This could be the most important training information you
ever get your hands on.
* The No Bull Board
http://mickhart.com/board
My private board which I personally moderate. There is not
another board anywhere on the 'Net that is managed and
moderated by someone who has coached 80 first placed
athletes in the last 4 years alone. I'm not trying to "blow
my own trumpet" here, it's just a fact.
* The "No Bull Collection"
http://nobullcollection.com
My "flagship" - this is the mag that has been banned from
the UK's leading outlets. There is no other mag like it
anywhere. The No Bull Collection is the only true
bodybuilding mag that tells it as it is. No articles to
please the majority, no politics, no propaganda. Just plain
and simple as it is.
* Do You Have a Bodybuilding / Steroid Related Website?
Then you can earn great money promoting these
products to your sites visitors. Take a look at this link:
http://mickhart.com/jv Or send us an email to
mailto:info@nobullcollection.com and request more
information from my web team.
In the offices here we often receive emails from peopleasking "why should I listen to you Mick" when they askquestions about training and gear. Here's 6 good reasons... 1) I'm NOT a damn reseller of supplements: These pricks really piss me off, because at least 90% of thetime they actually hurt people and hurt the sport. They ONLY want to pad their precious purses by giving orselling crap info geared to sell you their supplements. Isimply provide honest info to help normal folks do theirbody building at champion levels, with stunning results. Nomore, no less. 2) I'm NOT a book-ninny who has only read and studied aboutsteroids: You know all those sports commentators who rip up the proswith such authority, but have never played the sport intheir life? Or did so miserably... I say put them on the field and see what happens to theirfat, sorry butts under the spot lights, then let the realpros comment on that! I say, learn from the real deal, notarm-chair wanna-be's. 3) I'm NOT a politician (God forbid) trying to get re-elected: In other words, I don't lie through my shiny false teeth,and my nose ain't stained brown from shovin' it up bungholesfor favors! Arnie, you listenin' man? 4) I'm NOT trying to convince you to take steroids: You are a big boy or girl, I'm here to give you the honesttruth, and then, after you have the facts, if you do decideto take steroids, I hope my vast experience can be yourguiding light, so you don't waste your time groping in thedark, or worse, trip and hurt yourself in the process. 5) I'm NOT a 12-week miracle muscle pusher of "roid-freenatural bullshit": I've seen all the before and after photos and claims withsuper skinny dudes holding newspapers, next to another photoas Hercules (just a few weeks later) In 25 years of experience, in hundreds of gyms, andthousands and thousands of students, both physical and incorrespondences... I have NEVER actually seen or heard ofthis feat of dramatic muscle gain ever happening without theuse of steroids. And I've seen thousands try... I have absolutely nothing against natural training, did itfor years. But for hard gainers to say that they "stumbled"on a natural system that puts on 48 lbs of solid lean musclein a few weeks, is pure rubbish even for the mostgenetically gifted freaks on the planet! 6) In case you haven't noticed, I'm NOT worried about whatothers think of my foul language: Because this is the real world folks, this is how peopletalk in the gym, and steroids are a far more serious subjectthan foul language. If you're hung up on the "f" words and "s" words and "c"words (cock for example, and "bollocks" which is one of myfavourites), then what the hell are you doin' here? Go get your steroids education by some sweet-worded andclueless pencil pusher! You're only going to start blushin'harder than a June strawberry from here on out if you stickaround sweety! So.... Where do you go to grab my wonderful advice now that I'veconvinced you :-) Here: - Layman's Guides to Steroids I and IIhttp://www.bodybuildingandsteroids.com/laymans-index.htm - Layman's Guides to Steroids III (new)http://www.bodybuildingandanabolicsteroids.com
MICKS QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Dear Mick,
Please can you help me? I’ve been training for years and struggle with my bodyfat, especially around my hips and thighs. I do 1 hour step aerobics 3-4 times per week + weight training also 2-3 times per week AND my diet is pretty good too. I am 5’ 2” tall and my thighs are 21” I am seriously considering taking steroids (primobolan acetate) or clenbuterol. I would very much appreciate any advice you could give me that would help me reduce their size.
Many thanks,
Demented
Hi Dem,
Looking at all of the time that you are devoting to your training and the amount of work load that you are doing I feel that the problem is not there. It seems to me that you may have a slight thyroid problem, I mean that it may be not up to scratch and your metabolism will be working slower than normal. Don’t worry, this is such a regular occurrence in people and easily remedied in most cases.
The way to do it is first of all have your thyroid checked out. Your doctor may just prescribe it for you. Looking at your choice of clenbuterol and acetate etc, yeah it is a good idea, but a better one would be to take T3 or T4’s which are currently available and work absolutely fantastic in my opinion, ESPECIALLY when on growth hormone! Shit man, that riiiiiips that fat of you and DOWN faster than a pair of knickers on a prostitute!
The clen and primo will certainly work, but adding a thyroid stimulant will definitely help. I would advise taking them over a four week period. Starting at one per day and moving up to 2 somewhere in the middle of the four weeks - say for 6-8 days. However, you MUST come off them for one week THEN you can go back on them for another 4 weeks.
Dear Mick,
My son is thinking of taking up bodybuilding simply because he isn't very strong. At what age should a boy take this up without doing his body damage and how can I make sure that he is doing the right sort of training program for him? I am also worried that he might be exposed to steroids at an impressionable age - is it possible to 'tell' which gyms promote steroid taking and which don't? My son is nearly 14
Worried Mom,
USA
Dear Mom,
It may surprise you to hear from me that I think that steroids is NOT a good idea for your son - but it really is not. I am here to advise on the safety aspects and correct way of taking them - that is the ONLY way to be whether or NOT you are pro steroid.
At his age, his own testosterone levels are by now going through the roof and up until he is about 18 years and stops growing, they will continue to do so. Whilst he is in this crucial growing stage he really does not want anything that will upset the balance. try and keep him off them until he is ready. In the UK, 18 is the personal decision time, a coming of age and after that we, as parents, really have no choice.
As for the gym thing - well go look see and come right out and ask them if they condone the use of steroids or not. State the reasons, be polite, and explain that you see no problem in anyone else taking them (maybe, maybe not but this attitude will promote honesty I feel) but you really do not want the guy taking gear. I think that you will be able to see the answer on entering such a place. It would be best to go for the gyms that are TOTALLY fitness based if possible, he can still increase his strength and size - no problem.
As for his correct training, seek profesional advise. I can help here if you wish and just say the word and I will send you details asap. Hope this has helped.
IS IT TRUE TAKING GEAR
MAKES YOUR DICK SHRINK
Dear Mick,
What do you think of a stack of d-bol, sustanon and deca, all overlapping? Best thing for gyno, 20mg nolvadex a day? What is your favorite cycle?
No Name,
Via - Web Site
Dear No,
I think that it is good. Have you read any of my publications? The actual stack that you ask about is in both books and the NO BULL magazines.
I would go for about 8-10 weeks. If you do, take 1ml 250mg Sustanon every Monday along with the Deca 200mg in the same syringe. This will cut down the holes in your arse a little more.
The d/bol - take them like this:
week 1 - 3 per day every day for the week (based on 5mg per tab)
week 2 - 5 per day
week 3 - 7 per day
week 4 - 9 per day
then start to work your way down again having had two weeks on 9 per day. SO it would look like this: 3 - 5 - 7 - 9 - 9 - 7 - 5 - 3 OK?
Definitely 20 mg of nolvadex per day, you don’t want to be visiting the “nice bra” shop now do you. Some say that nolvadex can cut down 5-10% of your gains - hat a load of bollocks! I would sooner lose THAT than having nipples looking like church coat hangers!!
My favorite stack? Well this is one of them to be honest, but I would be adding 50mg of stanozolol every three days in the delts (alternating the jab of course) with a tiny insulin needle. This increases the pump and hardness tremendously. I would also change the sustanon after 4-5 weeks and try adding something like propionate or Sten (a combination of three tests).
Train hard and be strong.
I HOPE SO LUGGING THIS FUCKER AROUND
ALL DAY IS KILLING MY BACK
Dear Mick,
I'm a keen body builder and have been wondering recently whether I should start taking steroids. I have no great desire to compete - I can't dedicate enough time to my training as it is! But I was wondering how far you can get training naturally. There is a guy at my gym that seems very keen to sell me some gear but I have to say I am more than a little nervous about the idea of taking any drugs... I guess I'm undecided...any thoughts?
Alan,
Via - Web Site
Dear Alan,
You are a keen bodybuilder, that is good. But are you really that keen to start taking steroids? This might seem a little bit contradictive coming from me who is so pro steroid, but you have got to realise that taking steroids WILL NOT make you any more keener especially if time is not on your side. Steroids make the body utilisze protein to it’s maximum enabling growth to take place faster, amongst many other things, but it does not make you get up and go to the gym whether you like it or not. If you cannot dedicate more time to training then personally I would not take steroids simply because you would be wasting your money - and not because they would harm you.
The guy in the gym can see that you are a possible target due to your unsurity and confusion - don’t be! It is hard to gauge how much you can grow without steroids, everyone is different, but I can say that you will only grow and gain to how much you time you can contribute to your training. I would leave the gear for a time, train as you are, don’t feel pushed into it and finally, tell the guy in the gym to g shove his gear up his butt! (excuse the pun). He sounds a bit dodgy anyway, tell him to fuck off basically! Hope that this has helped.
PS - If he is really THAT big, shout it from a distance!!
Dear Mick,
I believe in moderation. 2000mg per week seems mighty excessive to me. Does that mean you have exhausted gains at lower dosages? If not, why increase the risk factor unnecessarily. Where do you go from 2000mg per week...3000....4000?
I do think dosages have generally increased over the last 1-2 years in terms of what people claim to take. I hope Mick gives us his view on the "wiseness" of such a trend.
Steve
Hi Steve,
The dosages have increased over the last few years simply because most of the gear has been absolutely fucking shit - PERIOD!! C’mon let’s be honest about it. That is why they have had to increase the dosages to get anywhere at ALL!! Another point is that those who have not had the brains to listen to people about the POSSIBILITIES of counterfeits (and some still believe that there ain’t any) think that it is quite the in thing to be taking more dosages than that of the average BULL for Christ’s sake!!!
I have said it before and will once again, start off slow and easy, you cannot get it out once it has been put in. OK, so we like to take the gear - well I do - but those big stupid hairy arsed twats that call themselves bodybuilders only push the limits of bodybuilding over the top - period!!
1000mg is about average even for the largest of us bodybuilders and if not, then increasing it by as much as 250mg seems a little better than the large jumps that you ask about. I agree with you with your assumption of dosages and admire you for that.
There are “stacks” of stacks in my books especially my latest but I will try and get one of them in referring to TEST in a couple of days mate. Hope that this has helped.
Hi Mick
It is great to have a UK web site like yours now - congratulations! I have a couple of questions for you if you would be so kind :
1. When using Anabol, after about three/four days at dosages of only 15-25mg per day, I get bad lower back pain that makes walking any great distance very uncomfortable. Any ideas what causes this?
2. I note from a lot of the Discussion Boards that the dosages people claim to take has increased significantly over the last year or so. Claims of between 1000mg/1500mg per week are now not uncommon. The rationale given is that to get the full benefit of cycling, you need to go heavy on dosage. What is your view Mick?
A Loyal Fan,
Via - Web site
Hi Mate,
Thanks for your questions by the way. Now then, about the ANABOL. First of all it could be one of many thing starting with the fact that the steroid could be to strong for you - but at the dosages that you state my guess is - no way. This is because the average dosage per day is about (and safely) 50mg. This is even when stacked with other steroids in the stack too. It could be that there is a little liver strain but I think not. Just in case, drinking plenty of water with pure lemon juice will help to eleviate the problem. Also, try taking about 3-4 grams of vitamin C which will also help to cleanse the system.
You could have also slightly strained your lower back during a training session - I have known this with my students in many cases. The reoccurrence is always pointed in the direction of the steroid when in reality it has nothing to do with it. But it is best to play safe.
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Thursday, May 17, 2007
Hi mark, and to the rest of CLR
Here's the second part of the article you read last week.
If you didn't get around to reading the firts part then
here's the link again:-
http://www.nobullcollection.com/samples/bb-olympics_21.htm
ARTICLE: BODYBUILDING & THE OLYMPICS PART 2
"...Bodybuilding needs some stimulation but it does not
need the Olympics..."
Read the second part of this fabulous article by Ron
Ball by clicking here:-
http://nobullcollection.com/samples/anabolics-olympics_22.htm
Here's a few more extracts from this very controversial
article.
"...the reasons for allowing the prescribing by doctors
of these drugs are still very strictly limited. There
are, very probably, many men dead who would still be
alive now if doctors had been completely free to prescribe
steroids for treatment of Aids and other wasting diseases.
"..At the time of the legislation it was estimated that
the U.S. black market for these drugs was about
$300,000,000 per year. It has been estimated by several
groups that the market now has increased to well over
$400,000,000 in spite of many people being imprisoned
or fined and the federal authorities spending vast amounts
of tax-payers money on enforcement. At the same time the
amount of fake drugs on the black market has increased and
the numbers of people requiring hospital treatment for
infections caused by unsterile products has increased
ten-fold (in some states)...."
Get the full article here:-
http://nobullcollection.com/samples/anabolics-olympics_22.htm
"NOT WRITTEN BY JUICED UP BODYBUILDERS WHO CLAIM THEY
USE WEIDER THIS AND MUSCLETECH THAT.."
"To Mick,
One things for sure though the NO BULL certainly tells the
stories other mags wouldn't dare...
Seriously though, the mag is great, there's no hiding from
the truth and the opinions in the magazine are NOT written
by juiced up bodybuilders who claim they use Weider this
and Muscletech that..."
Marcel Apfel
Lawyer
marcelapfel@hotmail.com
Enjoy your No Bull Sample.
Train Hard,
- Mick Hart.
Founder of Mick Hart Training Systems and
the No Bull Collection Magazine.
* The Layman's Guides to Steroids
http://mickhart.com/guides
The very best starting point in your steroid education.
These books are real world best sellers and now available at
a huge discount as online versions.
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Some More of Micks Great work. A MUST READ FOR ALL
1. YES, I will talk about where you can obtain steroids with
anyone who buys the Chris Report and goes for the optional
consult with me as well.
2. NO, it does NOT matter if you are a man or a woman, the
theory here works equally, and I can clear up any concerns
you many have about personalizing the routine if you are
female.
3. No, your age is NOT important. This Chris Report will
work for you regardless.
4. NO, I am NOT an undercover cop !!! (It's true I have been
asked this question now 12 times by people who have read the
Chris Report website).
Okay, here's the questions and answer:
..........................................
Question #1: I have already bought the Layman's Guides, do I
need "The Chris Report" also, or can I make a training plan
from the information in the Guides?
Answer #1: There is more than enough knowledge in the
Layman's Guides to be able to make yourself a successful
training plan. Therefore the answer to your question is "no"
you do not NEED the Chris Report.
It's another thing completely though if you WANT it. Like
many people you may simply prefer to pay the $47 to get a
proven training plan without having to work it all out for
yourself.
If I were in your shoes and didn't have a proven training
plan, I personally would prefer just to pay $47 to get a
proven one, but that's only my opinion.
---
Question #2: What results can I really expect, can I look
like Chris?
Answer #2: In bodybuilding there are many factors that make
the end result. Genetics, dedication, drive and
determination are the most important. And I cannot give you
those. After that it's a question of the training plan you
follow, which encompasses nutrition, routines, rest,
supplements and steroids. The better the plan you follow the
better the results. The Chris Report is the plan! And it
works. The rest is down to you.
---
Question #3: If I don't get the results will you give me my
money back?
Answer #3: My friend, you have lost the game already. It all
starts with belief. And you MUST believe you can achieve
your goal. With the attitude you show in the question you
have clearly failed before you even begin. Start to believe,
follow the plan, don't get distracted and you will achieve
great things. Will I give you your money back? Of course I
will, that's why I have a guarantee, although personally
mate with that mindset it's a waste of time you even trying!
---
Question #4: Will the system work for me?
Answer #4: I did nothing with Chris that is not detailed in
this report. But you do need to match his belief, desire and
determination to achieve what he did. If you don't have any
of those then frankly you simply do not deserve to have a
great physique.
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Question #5: Was it the steroids that were the main reason
for Chris's transformation?
Answer #5: No. He ate on time, never missed a meal, he
trained very hard and never missed a workout, and yes he did
use a small amount of gear. No more than necessary. All of
those factors help. But the biggest factors were his single
minded drive to achieve his goal and his self belief.
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Question #6: Is Chris now hooked on steroids? I have read
they are addictive, and if you have to keep taking steroids
to maintain that look then it's no use.
Answer #6: Excellent question. There are lots of
misconceptions about steroid addictiveness. Simply put,
steroids are NOT addictive. Sometimes people get addicted to
working out because it makes them feel good. Why the media
criticize this is beyond me. Much worse is an addiction to
simple tobacco, yet no one bothers about that. As long as
your working out isn't harming anyone then the press should
leave bodybuilders alone.
Back to your question. No Chris is not addicted to steroids,
in fact since this training period he has not touched
steroids again. Maybe he will again in the future, but
that's his decision and not mine. I will be there to help,
guide and offer advice whatever he decides to do.
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Question #7: Did Chris do any training before he started
this program?
Answer #7: Yes, he had done some basic "hit and miss"
training, mainly interrupted by beer and girls. Nothing big,
but it did mean his body could pick up a weight, although
not heavily trained in any way whatsoever. He was at the
stage where many people are when they have been training a
few months. I must point out that Chris knew how to lift, in
fact he had taken his lifting and weight training instructor
exam and passed. So he was NOT without any knowledge, but
not of preparing cycles, and getting ready for a
competition. That knowledge came from me.
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Question #8: I am going to order the ebook, but do I still
need to order the telephone call/consultation with you as
well?
Answer #8: Here's why you may need the telephone call.
1. To clarify the "weeks and days" for the training routine.
The routines are noted "week 1 day 1" etc. and are pretty
self explanatory, however I don't know how many training
routines you have followed and how familiar you are with
such. If you're not familiar with such terminology then it
can get quite confusing and a simple phone call can easily
clear it up for you.
With my comments about diet, training and cycles many people
will be able to tweak the plan to suit themselves. But
others may still want a telephone call to be able to do
this.
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Question #9: You say that you recommend I read your
"Layman's Guides to Steroids" before I get this report.
Aren't you simply trying to get me to spend another $29?
Answer #9: No. It's true I do say that, but if you read what
I say my friend, I also actually say that there is enough
knowledge in the "Guides" that you may not even need to buy
"The Chris Report". And the Guides are in fact cheaper than
this report.
If you knew me at all you'd know that money is not my main
goal. If it were I would have sold out on the "No Bull"
years ago and gone down the mainstream, politically correct,
supplement pushing, and VERY profitable avenue which all the
other mags have gone down. But I didn't and I won't.
If I give you advice it's because I believe it to be the
best advice for you. Not for my pocket.
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Question #10: What about if I don't use steroids, can I
still benefit from the report?
Answer #10: Absolutely. Without ever using steroids I could
make some extremely serious changes in your physique.
Steroids are not THE answer. They are the "icing on the
cake", the edge that will move you on when you would
otherwise plateau. Without doubt they will help, but with or
without them you need a proven training plan, and that's
exactly what "The Chris Report" is.
..........................................
See full details on "The Chris Report" here:
http://www.mickhart.com/chris
Best Wishes and Train Hard.
- Mick Hart.
Founder of Mick Hart Training Systems and
the No Bull Collection Magazine.
* The Layman's Guides to Steroids
http://mickhart.com/guides
The very best starting point in your steroid education.
These books are real world best sellers and now available at
a huge discount as online versions.
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From Dave and the crew, we hope Mick will find the time in His very busy schedule to jump on Board (well he is already a team supporter and member), and this Offer From Dave and His Team is not only a very generous one but, will have a huge impact and help bring a stop to this underground Bath tub industry and out right insanity!!
