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Let us start by adding the Hints and Tips link,

 

 CLR's thoughts on what we can do to help direct the many young mates in the anabolic industry, a industry that is here to stay,  so what we can do “WE ALL ASK THIS SAME  QUESTION FROM TIME TO TIME”

 

Education!!!!!!!!

 

First lets start by talking about the bath tub operations or kitchen chemists that do not have for the most part a clue about chemistry, Let alone what hormones they are actually using!  Just because some idiot that has 10,000 posts on one of these underground kiddy sites must know what he or she is talking about, all this means mates is these twits have no life, no job, and want to feel special, as in the real world they suffer from a complex I call the little man want to be big boy, and strap on his big boy panties. (There are always exceptions to this rule)

 

  This sums this up for about 95% of these mates, some actually go as far as opening up their own forum, as they feel they have read so many other mates bullshit he or she is now qualified to open their own board, or forum, what ever the fuck you call them. And begin to teach the use of anabolics, fucken scary mates!  I have seen several good sites out there.  Mick Harts board, Dave P & the MD Team, T-Nation, and several others, out of the hundreds that flood the internet.  The paid sites are for the most part your best to work with, why you ask?  As you are not going to spend money to be with kiddies that are going to give you advice on using products that can be very risky in all aspects of your every day life, From health to your freedom (once again there is always exceptions to this rule)!  The mates willing pay, are willing to learn, and or give good advice, not act like some fucken 12 year old twit!

 

  Let’s start with a brief to the point overview of what is really on the internet these days.      

 

    Misguided information:

  90% of what we all see at CLR is bullshit information when it comes to the gear that now floods today’s markets.  “What do I mean by this?” Simple 95% of all these so called home brewers have absolutely 

No fucken clue of what they speak of, and what they are doing when they sit in their dirty shit kitchen, making their 500, and 600mg per ml Deca’s and super test.

Sad to say that these twits will always be out there to impress the many young mates with their god like knowledge that comes down to knowing this, 20% BB and 3% BA and shazaam!  We can produce and inject able anabolic.  Sorry to say there are so many variables involved when you are fucken with a powerful drug that is injected direct into your body.

This we have went over briefly but to the point on the (stop the insanity link)

 

What to do?  This is the big question of the decade?

 

First and foremost, any mates under the age of 23 to 25 years old that start using the gear are robbing themselves of their true genetic potential, this is a fact of life, and on the flip side, many in this age bracket will use, and just do not care! “So be it, your loss”

 

It is these young mates that run up too 95% of these kiddy forums, it’s a catch 22.

 

So with this being said here are a few tips, as one we already know you are fucking yourselves in the long run from truly gaining the size and strength that you seek when hitting the gear so young, so no one can help you, “only yourself” sorry, GH and all the fake IGF L-R-3 will not do the trick, so do not waste your hard earned money thinking that it will.

 

First: the best thing you can do is try to obtain real pharmaceutical grade Gear, and many in the USA can do this if you live fairly close to a Mexican boarder town, all the basics are in the local Farmacies,  and do not listen to the cunts that tell you the deeper you go into Mexico the better deals you will find, as this is not the truth,  you will find the best deals in the areas that have the most farmacies, as this causes these places to compete with their pricing,  this is called competition in business, or common sense!

 

 Most people out there believe that most all the counterfeits come out of Mexico, another tall tale “why” As in Mexico 99% of the general public and this includes the mates that train in the gyms, do not even know about the gear, and many do not even no that it is right at their finger tips legally, actually Mexico has the least when it comes to counterfeited products (I’m not talking about underground labs that have their own label brand).  Europe, USA, and Canada has been the biggest counterfeiters since the industry started to gain recognition or lack of a better word, the potential to make money, why?

 

FIRST:  these countries have money to set up quality equipment that is needed to do the job.

 

SECOND: All these countries have athletes that have a very good understanding about the gear, and what makes money, and what does not.

 

In Mexico, it was mainly outsiders that brought this concept to the Mexican business mans attention, and soon after we started to see almost every anabolic, and Narcotic that was being sold in this country begin to start being counterfeited, this was also true for Euro Gear, Tons of this shit is in Mexico these days, as it is much easer to move large amounts of product into the US, even easer through the Canadian borders.  Most people do not relies that the real high volumes of drugs and now anabolics are actually shipped via Canadian fisherman, that go from the Mexican fishing ports pick up their load, and ship it into to Canada, then down into the US.  This has been going on for many years, and it is no secret to the big players in the biz.

 

The Point we are trying to make is, these days in the anabolic industry 95% of the gear on the gyms is shit, and CLR’s has been a long time coming.  The big question is how can we at least safe guard our health?  The US media just makes the problem worse with all there ignorant, uneducated, news reporting on the subject, My god,  gear does not make a pro ball player more skilled, but because of the media, people think that the gear is not only a magic formula but the killer of all killer drugs.  Now because of the bath tab chemists that insist on selling their dirty, untested, half assed shit gear on the market, this is now starting to give stats, I mean statistics of young mates dieing.  Now the media has the proof to back the bullshit they so often like to talk about.  We have said this time and time again, if you want to play kitchen chemist that is great, just do not market your shit to the many young and ignorant mates out there, because that is who is buying!  Not the top mates in this industry, as they are not going to fuck with your kitchen bullshit “period” 

 

Education is the only way to save the many young mates from fallen to these greedy fucken cunts.  And we are here and here to stay!

 

The plus side to all this is the kitchen cunts, and counterfeiters, are now being exposed, and laws are starting to go into effect that will at least slow these little twits down, and for the most part get it back in the hands of the pro’s of this industry, the old days are coming back slow but sure.

 

Here is one Tip that we can give to the many mates that most likely have kitchen crap in their hands.  Is any vial you have, draw out the contents, and buy a filter syringe and filter the product, this way you at least know it is clean of any micro particles!

 

 There is a few lab supply companies out on the market that truly sell sterile vials, and non pyrogenic butyl stoppers, this is very important to have, as a lot of these kitchen cunts that are out to make a buck will do what it takes to cut their operational cost down, and that means selling cheap non USP grade oils and solvents, non sterile vials, well the list goes on and on.  Once again there are exceptions to this rule “not many out there we will tell you this” Email any of us, and we can put you in the right direction of licensed lab supply companies, as we did have several very good ones posted, but we had to remove as they will not sell to any person buying under these conditions, so if you do make contact I would shut your mouth about what you are really doing!

 

 Keep in mind that you can email any of us at any time if you have a question about a lab, as there is always ways for the most part easy ways to spot the shit that is out on the market. Or we will try our best to find out for you!  Remember CLR is not 100% right all the time,  but we can say we are about as close as you will get.

 

TO BE CONTINUED

 

First, we would like to Add as of this month we are averaging 700 hits daily and out of them we have well over 90% positive feed back, CLR is achieving exactly what we said we would, we have many new people coming aboard, and we hope to have some of the old forum board mates back in the early 90'' coming on board, here is just one of dozens of emails from all the good mates that follow the site.

From:   <********@hushmail.com>

To:   <Mark-Finland@consumerlabreports.co.uk>
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Date:   Wed 07-11-2007 05:23 AM
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Well I know you will be getting alot of hate mail but this one will 
be different..I will commend you on your efforts!! I myself used to 
be a AAS board owner/Admin/supermod..UNTIL i got busted in the 
USA..Its kind of funny how they say its a brotherhood..Yet when i 
needed help all them fuckers who made and still make thousands did 
not do anything to help..Odd huh..I could of got off with doing NO 
time but I ended up going to prison by MYSELF..I realized these 
people are infact just low life drug dealers..I am interested in 
helping your site in any way I can..Education is a must and you 
guys seem like a NO BULL group..If I can help I'd love to. I know 
all the workings of the UG scene,At one time there was probably not 
1 source I didnt know at some point....Let me know if I can help...
 
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